What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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