- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i love huge wieners.

don't look behind you

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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