- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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