Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What's dead? Your mum.

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democracy

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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