- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

what's red and blue? your heart

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

fabien

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

haha, you're an orphan

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