What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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