Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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kiss me?

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Wats a joke?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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