- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

2 women were sitting quietly

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the clock say? The time.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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