- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

guess what what? nothing.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Looks through the peephole.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Who has downs this joke

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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