A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Women.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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