What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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OBAMA

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Wheelchair high jump

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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