don't look behind you

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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