- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Unflushed Shit...

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

knock knock

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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