- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What is next?

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

whats long and black? a baton

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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