Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what is big and white? the moon

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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