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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't look behind you

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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