heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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