- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

marshal sterio had sex

That didn't hurt.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Women's rights

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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