What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

guess what what? nothing.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

brian mcgee is gay!

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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