Hi my name is Jim

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

guess what what? nothing.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Poop

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Who has downs this joke

brian mcgee is gay!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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