- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

No. Yes.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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