- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

ugh good riddance

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

"Up to 50% off."

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

A baby seal walks into a club...

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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