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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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zebras

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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what is stupid and reading this you

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Anti Joke

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