What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Anti Joke

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