Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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You just won the game...

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Dani barton= lovely

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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penis

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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