Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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knock knock go away ok

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Women's Sports

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Women's rights

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Penis-Pump

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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