- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bin Laden is dead.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Black Veil Brides.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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