Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

a catholic priest and a young boy

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Women's rights...

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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