- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

I have a crush on my dad.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Six million.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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