- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

The Irish man was sober.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Cows go moo.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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