How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Period Blood

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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