- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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