A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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what is big and white? the moon

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Hi

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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