Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Gadaffi

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

women

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Hi.

¿melano?

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

Mmmmmmmmbutch

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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