- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Hey

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??