- Anti Joke

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Communism

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

I like to eat people

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.