What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Women

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Sonic

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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maddie latino

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Gabe Mercado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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