- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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