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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Once upon a time.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

canaan and mallory

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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