- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Why did the bunny eat his food

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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