Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Anti jokes.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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