- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

womens rights

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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