A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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women

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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gay rights

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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ugh good riddance

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Knock knock What

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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