What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Homework.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Hello

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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