What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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