Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Gadaffi

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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