I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

The penn state football administration

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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