What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Doorbell salesman.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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