Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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