- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Yo daddy!

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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