Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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The Bible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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