what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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9/11/2001

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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