Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Women

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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