How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Ha

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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