There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Society.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

An Asian walks out of the library.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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