what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Women

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Looks through the peephole.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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