What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What's 9+10=? 19

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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