The weels on the bus go...flat

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Land Rovers

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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