- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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