What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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haha, you're an orphan

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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