- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Video Games

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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