- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

black people

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

what is big and white? the moon

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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