Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Hi.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's up? The sky.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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