- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Are you a human?

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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