- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

democracy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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