What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Potato

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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