That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Knock knock What

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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what do gay people eat?? food

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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