- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

knock knock

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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