- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

want a balloon? yeah

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

My butt!!!!

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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