What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Guess what? No.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Hi

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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