- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

JEWS

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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