- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Why did the child step on a ball?

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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