Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

marshal sterio had sex

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

i love huge wieners.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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