A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Reed is poopin

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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