Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Hi.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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asian drivers.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Anti-joke.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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1 + 1 = 3

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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