A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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