1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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