- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Vagina ass.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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