- Anti Joke

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...