Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Chicken

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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The 19th Amendment

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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