A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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