What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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whats brown? poop.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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poop

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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