- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Knock Knock Yes?

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

How did the girl die? 25.

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