So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

I like pom

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Wats a joke?

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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