Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Enchilada

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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